Where does he get this stuff?

Vir: Mamma, do you know how to dance? 

Me: Yes. Why do you ask?

Vir: You know, you have to dance to get married.

Me: Really?

Vir: Ya, that's how you get married. 

Me: By dancing?

Vir: Yes, by dancing. That's how. And there's a princess who teaches you to dance if you don't know how to dance. 

Marriage is quite the theme of discussion these days. Here's another conversation:

Vijay (to me): Hey, we have to go that wedding this weekend, remember?

Vir: Is it my wedding?

Me: No, Vir. 

Vir: Why?

Me: Not yet. One day many years later, you'll find someone to marry and then it will be your wedding.

Vir: I will marry Tara.

Me: No Vir, she's your sister. You'll find someone else because sisters are different from wives.

Vir: Then I won't marry anyone. I'll just stay in Vatika City always. 

And another one:

Vir: Mamma, I miss Mamta didi (was the maid who worked with us when Vir was 2)

Me: Yes, Vir. I know that. (So do I!!)

Vir: Why did she have to go away? Did you fire her? (really need to start watching what I say in front of him)

Me: Umm (gulp). Yes, but she needed to go to her house anyway because she had to get married.

Vir: So why did she have to go away if she had to get married?

Me: Because sometimes when you get married, you need to go to a different house. 

Vir (from the bottom of his heart): Mamma, marriage is so unfair. 

:-)