Vir, who are you?
Vir, what's your mom's name:
Where is Vir?
Vir: points carefully to his tummy. He finally knows who he is!!!! And even that he's not a girl but a boooooy!
If he grows up to be a big cricketer, I'll really enjoy telling him this story! And if he's terrible at cricket, we'll know it was because he had a hard time holding on to the bat.